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" Are you looking for a Music/Story CD, Perfect for Entertaining your Children for the Duration of a Long Boring Car Trip?"
If you answered "YES!" then have a closer look at this colourful 'Horrible Songs for Children' Music CD(Click on the image to see a bigger picture of it).
Horrible Songs for Children
 heeky songs from New Zealand with a twist: the meaning of life from a tap dancing fly's point of view...
The song no-one can dance to...
The sweet cat by day who sharpens her fangs at night...
The catchy "Favourite Undies" song, and the subject we can all relate to, laziness.
FATCAT & FISHFACE produce in-your-face songs without an educational message in sight.
Click on the hyperlinked tracks below to listen to a segment of that song.
Track listing
1. Fatcat & Fishface
2. Little Animal Eater
3. Pick Me
4. Flyby
5. Pretty, Sweetie, Happy and Lucky
6. Lazy
7. Favourite Undies
8. You Are What You Eat
9. Joe
10. Singalong
11. Impossible Dancing Song
12. I Never
13. Fatcat & Fishface
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Warm regards,
Kristina Cope,
Founder of Products From New Zealand.com
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(Value $19.95)
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SELFISH SHELLFISH (1999) and DOGBREATH (2001) have been compared to The Simpsons, Tom Waits, Badjelly and Roald Dahl.
HORRIBLE SONGS FOR CHILDREN won Best New Artist for Older Children at the USA based Children’s Music on the Web Awards.
FATCAT & FISHFACE took the trophy at the 2002 NZ Music Awards for children's music.
DOGBREATH Album is a WINNER of the Childrens Award in the 2002 NZ Music Awards.
These USA based awards attracted entries from the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada and Hong Kong and are unique because they are judged by children.
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